[Update: this is what happened!]

Dearest Future Time Travelers & Knowledge Gatherers;

Yes, you!

The weekend of March 12th, we’ll all be time travelers.
Let’s gather together and share skills necessary for future survival.
Survival from what? We don’t know, it’s The FUTURE!
We could learn how to survive a post-apocalyptic zombie attack on a train.
We might learn how to grow food out of bags of waste product.

Or maybe the future is more sanguine.
Tell us all about a world in which everyone breaks out into song while talking about their day.
How it takes all 12 of your new arms to kneed that sourdough.

Or, maybe the robots win.
Give us help surviving with our new tech overlords.

Who knows what skills we’ll need?
Cuz hey, the future is pretty damn well open.
The weekend of March 12th is open, too.
We have a big old house in Taunton, Mass, right Outside Providence, RI.
Please do time travel with us.
And bring your friends & future lovers.

What: Cobra Skillshare Weekend. Bring a skill. Take a skill.
Where: Taunton, Mass
When: March 12-13. Daylight Savings Weekend.
How: Trains to Providence. Cars if you got em.
Why: Leaping about in time, I’ve found that there are some things in life that I can’t change, and there are some things that I can. To save a life, to change a heart, to make the right choice. I guess that’s what life’s about.

quantum leopards;
-Admiral Al Jablevicci