The only thing hotter than this summer is the vampires down South in HBO’s True Blood, thankfully restarting this Sunday as Game of Thrones winds down its first season. A lot of us fangbanger cobras wanted to celebrate the joyous return of True Blood with a fun little giftape. (definition: /gif tāp/ brief series of images and songs slapped together to please the internet.) This first of many giftapes deals with Sookie’s many supernatural suitors.

Also, just to gauge your interest…anyone want to throw a massive Fangtasia-themed party in a Shreveport club this Fall?

Eric romances – “Tonight”
Bill protects – “Sister Christian”
Alcide begs – “Wolf Like Me”
Sam loses – “Some Guys Have All The Luck”

More are on the way. #waitingsucks